Son zamanlarda dikkat ettiyseniz bir furya ba\u015flad\u0131. Hay\u0131r, hay\u0131r sosyal medyada takip\u00e7i kazanaca\u011f\u0131m diye \u00e7e\u015fitli \u015fekillerde kendini rezil etme furyas\u0131ndan bahsetmiyoruz. Youtube kanal\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131p bilmedi\u011fi konularda bile ahk\u00e2m kesen eski \u00fcnl\u00fc furyas\u0131n\u0131 da kastetmiyoruz. \u201cHatal\u0131ysam Ara\u201d furyas\u0131n\u0131 diyoruz. Neredeyse trafikte g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz ara\u00e7lar\u0131n tamam\u0131nda yer alan \u201cHatal\u0131ysam \u015fu numaray\u0131 aray\u0131n…\u201d veya \u201cS\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc hatalar\u0131 i\u00e7in …….\u2019ya m\u00fcracaat edin…\u201dgibisinden uyar\u0131 yaz\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 yani… Baz\u0131lar\u0131 \u00e7ok enteresan, baz\u0131lar\u0131 ise \u00e7ok komik… Bu yaz\u0131lara daha sonra ge\u00e7ece\u011fiz tabii ama, \u00f6nce birka\u00e7 mant\u0131ks\u0131zl\u0131\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6zler \u00f6n\u00fcne sermek istiyoruz… Birincisi, ey \u015firket sahibi vatanda\u015f! Araban\u0131n arkas\u0131na bu yaz\u0131lar\u0131 yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcne g\u00fcvenmiyorsun… O zaman neden i\u015fe al\u0131yorsun karde\u015fim? Hadi ald\u0131n diyelim… Madem \u00f6yle, \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcn hatalar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rmek i\u00e7in kendin tak\u0131l pe\u015fine… Milletin i\u015fi g\u00fcc\u00fc yok da ajanl\u0131k yap\u0131p senin adam\u0131n\u0131n yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 trafik ihlallerini sana m\u0131 bildirecek? D\u00fcnya kadar da cep telefonu paras\u0131 gelecek \u00fcstelik… \u0130kincisi, \u015fof\u00f6r seyir halinde hata yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re arkada bu yaz\u0131y\u0131 okuyan ki\u015fi de yine seyir halinde arayacak numaray\u0131. Hadi buyur, bu sefer de kendisi hata yapm\u0131\u015f olacak. Seyir halinde cep telefonuyla konu\u015fmak yasak de\u011fil mi? \u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fc… Koskocaman adams\u0131n, insanlar\u0131n birbirini ispiyonlamaya te\u015fvik etmek yak\u0131\u015f\u0131yor mu sana? Ba\u015fa d\u00f6necek olursak… (Gerek yoktu ama, tekrar ba\u015fa d\u00f6n\u00fcp okuyan arkada\u015flara te\u015fekk\u00fcr ederiz. B\u00f6ylece konuya di\u011ferlerinden daha vak\u0131f oldular bile…) Kapal\u0131 Devre\u2019nin kendini okuyucular\u0131na adam\u0131\u015f cefak\u00e2r elemanlar\u0131, haddinden y\u00fcz kat fazla egzoz gaz\u0131 yutma pahas\u0131na, s\u00f6z konusu yaz\u0131lar\u0131 okudu ve sizin i\u00e7in bu k\u00f6\u015feye ta\u015f\u0131d\u0131… \u00dcstelik hi\u00e7 \u00fc\u015fenmeden bu yaz\u0131lar\u0131n yorumlar\u0131n\u0131 da yapt\u0131. L\u00fctfen \u00f6nden buyurunuz. \u201cHatal\u0131ysam, bunu yemekte konu\u015fmaya ne dersiniz? Cevab\u0131n\u0131z evetse, \u00fcstelik ba\u011fyansan\u0131z, hemen 0532 765 890 8989\u2019u aray\u0131n. Arars\u0131n\u0131z de\u011fil mi? Arars\u0131n\u0131z, arars\u0131n\u0131z…\u201d Arabas\u0131na bu \u015fekilde yaz\u0131 yazd\u0131ran kimse, hayat\u0131n\u0131 \u015fof\u00f6r olarak kazanmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi, \u201cAmman bol bol hata yapay\u0131m da esmerler, sar\u0131\u015f\u0131nlar, t\u00fcrl\u00fc t\u00fcrl\u00fc kumrallar beni aras\u0131nlar.\u201d \u015feklinde hastal\u0131kl\u0131 bir d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce \u00fcreterek ve bunu uygulayarak, ekme\u011fini \u015fof\u00f6rl\u00fck yaparak kazanan insanlara da m\u00e2ni olmaktad\u0131r… Fakat bu insanlar\u0131n s\u00fck\u00fbt-u hayale, oradan da Taksim \u0130lk Yard\u0131m\u2019a u\u011frad\u0131klar\u0131 s\u0131kl\u0131kla g\u00f6r\u00fclen bir hadisedir… \u201cHatal\u0131ysam 0212 278 89 9012\u2019yi aray\u0131n\u0131z. Sedat Bey var, onu isteyiniz… O yoksa Hayri Bey de olur… Ha, belki yeme\u011fe \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015flard\u0131r. O zaman Sami Bey\u2019i isteyin. O da yoksa… \u015eans\u0131n\u0131za k\u00fcs\u00fcn karde\u015fim. Ha, \u201cYok ben ille \u015fik\u00e2yet edece\u011fim\u201d diyorsan\u0131z, benim pe\u015fimden gelin. Nas\u0131lsa ben ak\u015fam \u015firkete b\u0131rakaca\u011f\u0131m arabay\u0131… Orada \u015fikayetinizi naklen bildirebilirsiniz…\u201d Yani, buna yorum yapmaya gerek var m\u0131? \u201cHatal\u0131ysam 0800 800 875\u2019i aray\u0131n\u0131z.\u201d Tabii arkadaki s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc bu numaray\u0131 arad\u0131\u011f\u0131 zaman doland\u0131r\u0131c\u0131l\u0131khatlar\u0131ndan birini kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda buluveriyor… Fele\u011fi \u015fa\u015fan s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fc o heyecanla banka hesaplar\u0131ndaki paradan oluveriyor. Bunun fark\u0131na vard\u0131\u011f\u0131nda ise biraz sonra meydana gelebilecek kazada hayatta kal\u0131p kalamayaca\u011f\u0131 me\u00e7hul… \u201c\u015eof\u00f6r hatalar\u0131n\u0131 ……………………..\u2019ya bildiriniz…\u201d \u0130\u015fte bu, ancak bir T\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn akl\u0131na gelebilir… O nokta noktal\u0131 yerlerde olmas\u0131 gereken numara, bizim uyan\u0131k \u015fof\u00f6r\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fcn m\u00fcdahalesi sonucu silinmi\u015ftir… \u201cHatal\u0131ysam… 0212 212 12222\u2019yi aray\u0131n… Da… Yani… Olabilir be abi… Affet gitsin. Her insan hata yapabilir. Sen s\u00fctten \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f ak ka\u015f\u0131k m\u0131s\u0131n yani?\u201d \u015eimdi, Allaha\u015fk\u0131na s\u00f6yleyin: Hata yapm\u0131\u015f bir arac\u0131n arkas\u0131nda b\u00f6yle bir yaz\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcrseniz o numaray\u0131 arar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z? Hele bir de radyoda duygusal bir m\u00fczik, ya da damardan bir arabesk par\u00e7a \u00e7al\u0131yorsa, kendi hatalar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeden edebilir misiniz? Ama siz yine de dikkat edip ge\u00e7mi\u015fin muhasebesini yapmaya kapt\u0131rmay\u0131n kendinizi. Sonra bir de bakm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131z, hayat\u0131n\u0131z bir film \u015feridi gibi g\u00f6zlerinizin \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7iveriyor. \u201cHatal\u0131ysam Ara. 0599 87866555\u2026 Hatam Yoksa da ara. \u0130nsan sesine hasretim, ne olur ara da iki laf edelim. \u00c7ok yaln\u0131z\u0131m bee\u2026\u201d Burada da yoruma gerek yok san\u0131r\u0131m. B\u00f6yle bir yaz\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fczde numaray\u0131 araman\u0131z \u00e7ok iyi olur. Sevaba girersiniz bak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Son zamanlarda dikkat ettiyseniz bir furya ba\u015flad\u0131. Hay\u0131r, hay\u0131r sosyal medyada takip\u00e7i kazanaca\u011f\u0131m diye \u00e7e\u015fitli \u015fekillerde kendini rezil etme furyas\u0131ndan bahsetmiyoruz. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":7256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ihsan-aydin","category-yazi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7255"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7675,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7255\/revisions\/7675"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.medyakapak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}